"I’m done for today! I’m going out to drink!"
Why do people make so many Sakura is Useless jokes when Kiba is right there
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS REQUEST A LOT. OK. SO.
I’d write a rom-com-esque thing. It’s a few years into the future post-war and nar is KILLING IT. He quickly becomes chunin and then jonin. Tsuna is ready to just retire from the damn job and give it to the brat when HOLD UP—some of the village elders, daimyo and his clique, aren’t sure naruto can relate to the common people, he’s always working always fighting what does he know about being with the people CAN HE BE A FAMILY MAN.
AND NAR. WHO JUST WANTS TO BE FREAKING HOKAGE ALREADY HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE, AND INO HAPPENS TO BE COMING IN TO TURN IN HER REPORT AND NARUTO JUST SLIDES HIS ARM AROUND HER WAIST AND ANNOUNCES THAT ACTUALLY HIM AND INO JUST GOT ENGAGED, THEY ARE GOING TO START A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE FIRST FAMILY.
AND TSUNADE STARTS CHOKING and Shizune NEARLY DROPS TONTON AND INO IS ABSOLUTELY LIVID. SHE’S ABOUT TO RETORT BUT NARUTO LOOKS AT HER WITH THE MOST DESPERATE EYES AND SHE FIGURES SHE SORT OF OWES HIM FOR SAVING KONOHA A BAJILLION TIMES SO SHE DECIDES TO KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT FOR THE TIME BEING.
And the elders and daimyo company are so pleased. Head of the yamanaka clan and interrogation captain??? excellent partner for their hokage-sama that settles it, nar you get to be hokage as soon as your done with the wedding.
so now they are in this COMPLETELY DISASTROUS PICKLE. AND AS SOON AS THE DAIMYO AND THE ELDERS LEAVE TSUNADE JUST WHIRLS TOWARD THEM AND SHOUTS “SINCE WHEN?????????????”
AND INO IS LIKE THAT’S WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW.
and naruto absolutely begs her. this is his dream this is all he wants from his life and Ino gives him a week to figure something out before she outs him to crusty old farts and co. But word travels fast in konoha and soon EVERYONE FINDS OUT THAT NARUTO AND INO ARE “ENGAGED” AND SHIKAMARU AND CHOUJI ARE FREAKING OUT AND SAKURA AND SASUKE ARE FREAKING OUT AND INO IS JUST LIKE HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO OUT YOU NOW???? NOW WE’RE BOTH SCREWED.
So now they have to keep up this charade and they move in together and they literally have no idea what they are doing. Shenanigans ensue, they fall in love, actually get married. ALL THAT JAZZ
Uuh… it’s hard to explain, it’s a burden that just appears out of nowhere and fucks you up for days. Ignoring it is not easy. It takes over you and even tends to distort your perception of reality turning it into a living nightmare. It’s awful and terrifying.
why do you share the same fucking birthday
I do love that we have a master shipwright but we’re just gonna leave the hammering to the guy with a tiny mallet because fuck logic
wow okay so i’m skipping through this arc really fast for all the lee and tenten interactions but i also forgot about how the hoshigakure arc is really neji/naruto in the most hilarious of ways
naruto spends the ENTIRE arc saying “i’m going to DO SOMETHING about this village!!!! i’m going to kick this guy in the but!!!!” and neji spends the entire arc with his hands all over naruto, he seriously cannot stop touching naruto saying “no naruto, naruto no, naruto don’t do that, naruto STOP, naruto what happens in the star village is up to the star villagers, this is in the star village’s hands, naruto we can’t betray the star village we’ll lose face, naruto you invited yourself on this mission naruto let me just touch your shoulder here”
the hoshikage finally just snaps and does a weird body horror thing that makes him super powerful and team gai all gets knocked to the ground and naruto’s like “I CAN’T DO NOTHING ANYMORE” but instead of springing into action the first thing he does is go over to neji, i literally can’t believe this
AND THE FIRST THING NEJI SAYS IS
i laughed out loud he’s still so concerned that naruto DOESN’T INTERFERE, he can’t move but NARUTO DON’T DO THE THING